Vita
Born on a sunday in the Prague Spring in the romantic village Schpske Dudlo (High Tatra / Slovakia)
Grandpa: Vize Champion at Wild Goat Throwing
Mother: Peasant Beauty
Father: Barber
While BARTUSCHKA was still wondering, which of the above mentioned professions would suit her, one lazy afternoon she had THE VISION: By showing her (until then secretly performed) skills at the Navel of the World, she was seducing one or two people to laughing convulsions and other body spasms!
So, having graduated from a 3 week boot camp, BARTUSCHKA left her village for fame and settled down in Berlin, believing this to be the Navel Of the World.
(If you disagree, why don't you invite BARTUSCHKA to your favourite hot spot? She'll definitely follow your invitation, if she can make it!)
Currently BARTUSCHKA is the ultimate slovakian Long Distance Pantomime World Champion. She had to learn to cope with a drug free lifestyle, as all required substances depend on a vital exchange of glass pearls and satellite dishes with the local Schpske Dudlo dealer.
Usually BARTUSCHKA's performing excerpts from her current compolsory and optional programme.
If you're keen to watch more ore any censored material, we have to charge extra cash.
Sorry for that.
the whole truth